They used to call me the Loch Ness Morgan. Mostly because I would show up blurry in photographs.
|Susanne:||This is real life not Tumblr, Terri.|
FIRST I’M LIKE:
AND THEN WE’RE LIKE:
AND THEN OF COURSE WE’RE LIKE:
S14, E1. The Buster Report.
*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*
klhee bang, anyone?
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
Recurring Developments - An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development episodes
Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive.
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
Because other college clubs just weren’t alternative enough for you.
OKAY EXCEPT THE PHOTO UNDER NUMBER 16 IS ACTUALLY FROM VANDERBILT HAHAHA
The magazine feature that I wrote for work has come back from the designer and it looks siiiiick
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.