tiger-lilies-and-tortelini: *clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
GUYS OMG I was just watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York and one of the moms introduces her daughter AND I HAD A CLASS WITH HER AND WE STUDIED TOGETHER FOR IT WHAT
Susanne: This is real life not Tumblr, Terri.
REUNITING WITH MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently: FIRST I’M LIKE: AND THEN WE’RE LIKE: AND THEN OF COURSE WE’RE LIKE:
best-of-funny: bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom X
hungarian: *third wheels so hard i become a tricycle* klhee bang, anyone?
best-of-funny: radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read X
Shit white people like
shitmystudentswrite: Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive.
best-of-funny: crazytrains: queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to...
26 Signs You Were A College Radio DJ →
Because other college clubs just weren’t alternative enough for you. OKAY EXCEPT THE PHOTO UNDER NUMBER 16 IS ACTUALLY FROM VANDERBILT HAHAHA
The magazine feature that I wrote for work has come back from the designer and it looks siiiiick
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
British male identity crisis 'spurring machismo... →
Diane Abbott speech to Demos thinktank warns of rapid economic change creating a disaffected ‘Fight Club’ generation Hmmm…
When all of skinny/pretty friends keep talking...
whatshouldwecallme: And I’m just sitting there like,
ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated
Me: RIGHT okay I'm not going out this week
Me: I mean I won't go out Sunday, Monday...or Wednesday
Me: Er...Well defos not Sunday or Monday
Me: ...Definitely not Sunday?
WHEN I CATCH UP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS
When a professor asks me what I think about the...
whatshouldbifflescallme: I’m just like:
Dancing at a party
whatshouldbifflescallme: Most girls: Me:
Basically every interaction I have with a guy that...