May 21, 2013
antidolorificomagnifico:

antidolorificomagnifico:

(Source: alexsnotsosecretworld)

7:09pm
(Notes: 159,084)
  
May 21, 2013

(Source: insidemycorruptmind, via cuntlery)

6:58pm
(Notes: 29,062)
  
May 17, 2013
Susanne: This is real life not Tumblr, Terri.
7:33am
(Notes: 2)
  
Filed under: antidolorificomagnifico 
May 17, 2013
REUNITING WITH MY BEST FRIEND

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

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AND THEN WE’RE LIKE:

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AND THEN OF COURSE WE’RE LIKE:

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7:26am
(Notes: 1,598)
  
May 16, 2013
arthurtimothyread: S14, E1. The Buster Report.

arthurtimothyread:

S14, E1. The Buster Report.

9:58pm
(Notes: 127)
  
May 16, 2013

best-of-funny:

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

X

7:19am
(Notes: 126,434)
  
May 15, 2013

hungarian:

*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*

klhee bang, anyone?

(via antidolorificomagnifico)

4:19pm
(Notes: 12,758)
  
May 15, 2013

best-of-funny:

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

X

(Source: rejective)

3:38pm
(Notes: 318,119)
  
May 15, 2013
ilovecharts: Recurring Developments - An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development episodes

ilovecharts:

Recurring Developments - An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development episodes

2:26pm
(Notes: 524)
  
May 15, 2013
Shit white people like

shitmystudentswrite:

Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive.

12:40pm
(Notes: 457)
  
May 15, 2013

best-of-funny:

crazytrains:

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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X

10:57am
(Notes: 25,361)
  
May 15, 2013
26 Signs You Were A College Radio DJ

Because other college clubs just weren’t alternative enough for you.

OKAY EXCEPT THE PHOTO UNDER NUMBER 16 IS ACTUALLY FROM VANDERBILT HAHAHA

8:37am
May 15, 2013

The magazine feature that I wrote for work has come back from the designer and it looks siiiiick 

6:54am
(Notes: 6)
  
May 15, 2013

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

(via beybladequeen)

6:13am
(Notes: 113,100)
  
May 15, 2013
Cosmo Tip #455

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

(via leannidus)

5:44am
(Notes: 24,451)